Dark ocean sailing at night

sv_nautism

Sail Far. Give Back. Wear the Story.

A sailing life lived fully — on the water, in the community, and through every thread.

The Collection

Wear the Voyage

Every piece tells a story from the sea — designed aboard, shipped to your door.

Teach a Man to Sail — skeleton pirates on a sailboat

Teach a Man to Sail

Give a man a sailboat feed him for a day, teach a man to sail man doesn't need to eat sailboats anymore.

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High on Diag — skeleton mechanic with multimeter

High on Diag

For the sailors who know exactly what that means — and the ones who are about to find out.

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I'm Not Retarded, I Have Nautism

Self explanatory.

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Bilge Yoga

Advanced poses for confined spaces. Prerequisites: a leaking boat and a flexible spine.

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— Ben Franklin, Probably

He said a lot of things. He would have said this too.

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The Poop Man's Calling and I Owe Him Money

My head's broke. Bucket it is.

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The Mission

Every Purchase Gives Back

15% of net profits from every order goes where it matters most — to the Seakeeper's Foundation, supporting the marine scientists doing the work I trained for but now do from a different deck, or to the Cruiser Emergency Fund, a dedicated reserve for sailors in crisis. You choose at checkout. We give every time.

Seakeeper's Foundation

Funding the marine scientists protecting the ocean — rigorous, evidence-based conservation research.

Cruiser Emergency Fund

A dedicated reserve for cruising sailors facing emergencies at sea or abroad. Held separately — never used for personal cruising.

The Cruiser Emergency Fund is completely separate from any personal cruising fund. Every dollar goes to sailors in need.

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From the Log

Stories from the Sea

Passages, anchorages, and the honest life aboard sv_nautism.

The Origin of Nautism
Origin Story

The Origin of Nautism

How a biochemist ended up living on a boat, why the name stuck, and what it actually means to build a life around sailing.

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Project No Haulout — Doing Yard Work in the Water Because I Can't Afford the Yard
Boat Work

Project No Haulout — Doing Yard Work in the Water Because I Can't Afford the Yard

First the engine swap, then the prop shaft, then the through hulls. A mf ain't got no yard money cmon now.

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Selfish Reasons Why Nautism Gives to Charity
The Mission

Selfish Reasons Why Nautism Gives to Charity

Honest answer: it's not entirely altruistic. Here's the real story behind the 15% and why giving back is partly self-serving.

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Follow the voyage

Life Aboard sv_nautism

Follow along on Instagram for daily dispatches from the sea.

@sv_nautism